It's 2005, and you buy a brand-new, just released, Elsa GeForce3 Ti500. you play with it, you replace the gpu heatsink, add nice and shiny ramsinks, overclock it... a year later, it's not so fresh, and you sell it to this dude at a local starbucks. and the dude manages to kill it within a month! like, wtf... so, i get it back from him... and now...

enter: a piece of wood, flat black paint, black allen-head screws and custom-made stand-offs, a sheet of 5mm acrylic... behold!